@magicalmilly ok but this is slander against hildebrand, you know somewhere in his case files is absolutely the devilish and mystifying CASE OF THE ABSOLUTELY BANGIN' PARTY, BRO
@magicalmilly i'm not saying that executing a flawless and, quite frankly, classy - somehow - against all odds???? - keg stand is a key component of being a Manderville Man, but i think we all know it probably is.
and his momma was the one to instruct him on proper keg stand etiquette.
@wigglytuffitout he's also immune to disease and resistant to psychic damage
which i feel hilde has
@magicalmilly i mean given what we see hildy go through: yes
man straight-up fuckin yeeted himself at dalamud in 1.0. he has always been Like That. and that's beautiful
@magicalmilly i cannot wait for news of the arc where your character goes missing for a bit and everyone goes "wait, where's chad?" and it turns out that he got lost and thought he was a zombie for a bit so he taught all the zombies how to fuckin' party and now they're hella chill
@wigglytuffitout I mean, I did disappear for a session, and at the end I let them know that I just kinda zoned out, taught everyone how to do kegstands (chegstands for chadrick), and made a dogwalking empire
@magicalmilly @wigglytuffitout You did not make a dog walking empire, you were told you're not allowed to walk those dogs ever again.
The Chegstand, however, is canon. And because no one knew what a kegstand was before, that is the only name used on the planet.
@Crash @magicalmilly @wigglytuffitout (Reminder: "Cholmondeley-Featheringstone" is, honest to goodness, pronounced "Chumley-Fanshaw".)
@Crash @magicalmilly @wigglytuffitout "It is I, your nemesis, Alastair Cholmondeley-Featheringstone!"
Chadrick: "...who?"