making a new ttrpg where instead of the vague "hp" mechanic, it uses something much more tangible: hd, or hot dogs

@monorail i don't know if you knew this or not but this joke is made more funny by the fact that d&d already has something called hd


@monorail @hoppet hot dice, they're like those cylinder dice but made out of sausage

@noelle @monorail @hoppet ok but if you carefully whittled some of those lil smokies sausages... Or better yet

Wrap in crescent rolls dough to have more definite sides, and paint on the numbers with a little food dye

Then you could almost actually make hot dog dice work,

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