@polychrome @noelle that tortoise has been living EVERYONE'S best life
@binchicken @noelle why yes, I would like some appy slices.
I think I'm gonna go get some. 🍎
@noelle @wigglytuffitout of course he wants free food he’s a millennial, we take what we can.
@noelle that tortoise has been living its best life for 30 years.