I'm trying to put on a play for a theater full of ghosts, but it gets a really bad reception every night. We keep hearing "boo"s from the audience.
@noelle I love this joke, in part because when my kids were tiny, I'd ask them and I always got amazing and unexpected answers, and so they didn't hear the "joke answer" until they were almost 8
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@msh I've got my license, I swear! ;)
I'm going to close out my day of b/dad jokes with my favorite joke of all time:
What's brown and sticky?
A stick!