Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of a boat?
If they fell forwards, they'd still be in the boat.
@noelle I love this joke, in part because when my kids were tiny, I'd ask them and I always got amazing and unexpected answers, and so they didn't hear the "joke answer" until they were almost 8
Best answers:
@msh I've got my license, I swear! ;)
Why do communists drink fruit tea?
@noelle ...
Because proper tea is theft.
I am defenseless without my ELLIE emojo! ^_^;
Today I learned that I can jump higher than my house.
It was pretty easy. My house can't jump.