Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven knows what six did.
@noelle I love this joke, in part because when my kids were tiny, I'd ask them and I always got amazing and unexpected answers, and so they didn't hear the "joke answer" until they were almost 8
Best answers:
@msh I've got my license, I swear! ;)
Why do communists drink fruit tea?
@noelle ...
Because proper tea is theft.
I am defenseless without my ELLIE emojo! ^_^;
At the post office, I accidentally put my hand inside the machine they use to add postmarks to stamps.
I guess I've been cancelled.