If you stand over Mozart's grave, you can hear all of his music being played backwards, in the order in which he wrote them.
He's decomposing.
@noelle I love this joke, in part because when my kids were tiny, I'd ask them and I always got amazing and unexpected answers, and so they didn't hear the "joke answer" until they were almost 8
Best answers:
@msh I've got my license, I swear! ;)
Why do communists drink fruit tea?
@noelle ...
Because proper tea is theft.
I am defenseless without my ELLIE emojo! ^_^;
@noelle ELLIE
There are three kinds of people in the world: those who are good at counting, and those who aren't.