I was planning to tell a joke about communism here, but I'm worried that not everybody will get it.
@noelle Just going to put a catch-all into this thread.
Please carry on. These are gold.
@noelle I love this joke, in part because when my kids were tiny, I'd ask them and I always got amazing and unexpected answers, and so they didn't hear the "joke answer" until they were almost 8
Best answers:
@msh I've got my license, I swear! ;)
Why do communists drink fruit tea?
@noelle ...
Because proper tea is theft.
I am defenseless without my ELLIE emojo! ^_^;
@noelle ELLIE
I heard a rumor about butter, but I really shouldn't spread it.