I hate to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in only five moves.
Those karate lessons really did pay off.
@noelle Just going to put a catch-all into this thread.
Please carry on. These are gold.
@noelle I love this joke, in part because when my kids were tiny, I'd ask them and I always got amazing and unexpected answers, and so they didn't hear the "joke answer" until they were almost 8
Best answers:
@msh I've got my license, I swear! ;)
Why do communists drink fruit tea?
@noelle ...
Because proper tea is theft.
I am defenseless without my ELLIE emojo! ^_^;
@noelle ELLIE
@noelle Have you been taken over by some sort of super dad-joke AI?
If so, I'm here for it tbh
@sullybiker I'm keeping my promise to make April Fool's Day about bad jokes rather than pranks. :)
@noelle Well it is a good thing any time of year!
People will try to convince you that nothing rhymes with orange.
It really doesn't.