@baronvonjace noooo my nft
@noelle -"hacker" laugh-
@noelle this implies the existence of a "YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A YOU WOULDN'T MEME" version
@noelle *
* over insecure links such as FTP.
@noelle ive never downloaded a file in my life
RAM, on the other hand
@noelle And with the historic signing of this legislation, wait what? What do you mean streaming the news is now illegal? Wait, how is that a file? What do you mean everything is a file? Wait, the web is now illegal? My phone is illegal? Wait my Google stock how do I check the market prices WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT'S ILLEGAL OH MY GOD TAKE IT BACK TAKE IT ALL BACK